What does that say? Eat what?

Say Hello to Mechanically Separated Chicken

YES - Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It's what all fast-food chicken is made from —things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

GO AMERICA! 

Colbert's testimony to Congress regarding migrant farm workers

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/39342255#39342255

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Save the Planet Douche Bag

12 Events That Will Change Everything, Made Interactive: Scientific American

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=interactive-12-events

What am I supposed to do with this?

....And you thought your life sucked...

Is there a God? I think not, but read this and you decide.

U.S. Budget Cuts Put In Perspective - This Rules

http://www.wimp.com/budgetcuts/

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

This douche bag probably has his doctorate in Music. "Stick it to the man!"

Look dummy, take the saw back to Home Depot because NO ONE will drop money in your new violin case. Besides, I saw you put those dollars in there. Now do somethong productive and go get me an ice tea hippie.

Subtle Racism is Funny Sh*t

I personally love the porch reference, no traffic, and no running in and out. I have personal understanding of having Section 8 tenants and I think the landlord forgot: "throw away your grease after cooking". That sh*t destroyed my early rental unit. You leaches!

People Come to See this Horse Sh*t?

Unbelievable really. Who buys tickets to this show? Seriously? There is some part of me that kinda wants to say, "well at least she is making money off of someone and has her own little promotional banner." But on the other side (the healthy side), I snicker and shake my head while snapping the photo. With this lack of human selection process, our species stoops to ridiculous levels of sheer disgust. Especially when it comes to "entertainment'. The banner should read: "Horse Show with 'Horse Crap the Sidekick' "

Also, this four legged dope on the left, with what appears to be dolls eyes in the banner, should instead, be right behind me resting in peace in tube form on a warm bun, ready for a helping of condiments I please to top him with. Here you go fella, how about some sauerkraut and caramelized onions on ya while you cool down from that hot grill?

Well, that reminds me, time to go try the Reindeer bratwurst.

TOFC

Later.

Picture of Whale Meat at the Market

Whale Kills Trainer at Seaworld

You might think that this piece of news suggests that perhaps the Whale is fighting us for the top of the food chain. Especially considering this particular whale has killed 3 humans now.

You'd be wrong.

In fact, the killer whale Tilikum is just solidifying ort status on top of the food chain by helping clean out our gene pool. Its not difficult people -- if you don't want to be killed by a killer whale, don't go near one without a harpoon. It didn't get the name Killer Whale from eating seaweed.

Oh .....that's effing great you jackass

First look at this beauty and you think ...."oh yeah, wow, must be at the bus terminal". You may think the local treasured and elusive transient gave a gift back to the city like the admired Great Dane. NO!
NoT much I can say about this but this display of disgusting vomit image, but it comes from the inside of a respected place of business. Stall after stall, lunch after lunch of fifth on display. I bet it's the douche bag who seriously eats a "HungryMan XXXL" daily, I mean daily! Are you proud of yourself little boy? Did Billy make a doody?

What do psychologist 's say about this? All I have to say is don't even think about coming in this room after lunch. God help these people and may they be fired.

Get back in your 400 sq. foot apartment burden

I love this one. You live in a tiny apartment and need companionship? Why not get a wonderful dog? Not one or two, but three pure bred Great Dane's! Take 'em around the block once to give back to the city for their daily deposit, go back upstairs and yell "get back in that hole you over sized eating and crapping burden! I am going back to the bar! Why did I want a giant in my apartment that was bred for English hunters that used horses for transportation on their 5000 acres?" Maybe the brät guy could use a special for tomorrow...time to get rental prices on that meat grinder.

Transients Suck

Hey dipsh*t, that's some kids wagon you're putting your trinkets in! Proof again there is no true selection process and the weak keep producing weaker people. They are everywhere downtown shaking people down. Get a job douche bag! Use this pic as my vote for Social Darwinism.

AdSense has no sense....

Our first post basically points out how great it is to get meat in tube form and Google AdSense sports ad labeled "Dog Adoption" & "Enema Equipment ". I can't make this sh*t up folks....

The proverbial douche bag....

How many times do we see this guy during our days? This special douche bag was noticed on my way home. He decides to get up 7 minutes before the stop while the bus is doing 60.

This is when you wish you could give a signal to the driver to test the brakes and watch Mr. Important understand why they make seats. Hey sh*t d*ck, sit down.

Take a look at where he is standing by the door. Love it if the driver pumped the brakes and opened the door. Ol' douche bag can do his beloved watusi dance, right out the side door, where he can practice his cart wheels at highway speed.

Douche nozzle.

Delicious Animal's in Tube Form!

Check out the selection of fowl and four legged grass eating delicious fools (I.e. weaklings) that we stuff into a tube before enjoying on top of a warm piece of baked bread.....yumbo!  Time to eat finally.